I want to thank all the blissfully uninformed for once again staying home and not voting. It pleases me to no end that the majority of the people in Wisconsin and the U.S. are willing to exercise their right not to know what is going on and not to bother to show up to vote. It makes it so much easier for us to steer all of you like cattle to slaughter, and to let those of us who are aware to cheerfully lead you to where we the informed wish to take you.

Do not fall for the lie that some will tell you about how it is your duty to vote.  You have no obligation to be informed, so why bother vote?

I know that for many, the pressure to vote becomes very intense during major elections, what with all the get-out-and-vote campaigns. Let’s be honest, most of you are simply too busy to make an informed vote and are easily swayed by whomever the media say is the person you should vote for.

Leave the running and the voting to the people who actually know what is going on. Please do not be concerned; we know how it is important it is for you to complain. Do not worry, that is one right we will not take away.

This Public Service Announcement has been brought to you by “The Well Informed Minority: the small group of people that have a clue,” and “Americans, Human Cattle for the Slaughter,” a think-tank group doing your thinking for you.

George R. Bauer II
Building Construction Management
Senior